WELCOME!!!

If you are looking to e-mail me, use my first name at fodors.org.
Q: Why is this page so sparse? Don't you pretend to be some sort of computer-genius type person? Where's the Flash? For God's sake man, what's wrong with you?
A: I'm just too damn busy to make this look good so I'm not even going to bother trying. My apologies.
Thanks!!